You know those jokes within Christmas Crackers are always pretty bad, well here's the one I got this year:
Q: When is a boat like a pile of snow?
A: When its adrift!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ok, a horrible xmas fact for you: according to the BBC news last week, on Christmas day the people of London pour 500 tonnes of Turkey fat down their sinks!
Finally the picture above is of my brand new pirate socks - which I am very pleased with.
Hope everyone had a great Christmas.
On Radio Scotland with Susan Calman
3 hours ago